Hey, remember when I sent that email to you recently, about the new mp3? No? Oh. You were probably drunk again. Well, did you notice that new postcard on the front page of the site? No? Are you ever sober? Anyway, there's a big "Flowers and Trees"-shaped package on the sounds page that I'm pretty sure is for you. You'd better go open it before you black out again.
And hey...lay off the booze, huh?