Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls! Hermaphrodites and transsexuals! The Positions will attempt a stunt that will astound and amaze even the most jaded of spectators! In one single night, they will be playing not one! But TWO shows! <crowd gasps> They will first perform a death-defying set at Chief Ike's, only to then travel all the way from Adams Morgan to Old Town Alexandria and perform AGAIN at the Now Music benefit!! These two performances will take place within mere HOURS of each other!!
Will you believe your eyes?! Will you believe your ears?! Will you be able to take the physical rock 'n' roll pounding that TWO Positions sets will bring?! Come one, come all, and position yourself for a double dose of...THE POSITIONS!!!
<explosions, crowd roars, the timid cower>
The Positions are a six-piece indiepop band from Washington DC. We worship at the altar of the pop single.